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1. "Kaelan, you look
HOT in that jacket." --- "Jacket! Jacket! Jacket!
Jacket!" -racheld 2. "Fuck you, Bloody Mary!... Oh no! What if she heard that?" -racheld 3. "You could be having sex right now!" -racheld "doo doo lee doo, doo doo lee doo!" (weird arm motions) -laura 4. "FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! I'M GAY! FUCK! FUCK!" -racheld 5. "Kaelan and I slept together last night. She took pictures, Laura watched. It was very intimate. Zoe couldn't handle it and went to the bathroom to sleep in the tub." -racheld 6. "I'm not ready for sex." -anonymous non-virgin 7. "I don't understand why people are so comfortable grabbing your boobs. I wouldn't feel comfortable being the groper." -racheld to jeesh 8. "Zip it up tomorrow morning and come to bed." -racheld to kaelan 9. "Will you accept a collect call from "heh heh... sand."? 10. "Will you accept a collect call from "All you have to do is say YES! [snore]"? Say "yes" after the tone to accept. 11. "Are you naked?" -racheld to kaelan "Kevin Bacon?" -laura 12. "I won! I won!" -racheld (holding two packs of peanut m&m;'s) 13. "We're going to have sex now. Get off our bed." -racheld to zoe "Okay, fine. I've got Laura." -zoe to racheld [laura gives weird look] "No, you can't. Laura's straight. So is Kaelan, and so am I. And you're gay, right?" -racheld to zoe 14. "Rachel, move over." -kaelan [sprawled across the bed, stirring from sleep] "No, no, no, no..." [falls asleep again] -racheld "Just a little bit..." -kaelan [stirs again, then mutters something about pillows and switches her and kaelan's pillow, then falls asleep again] 15. Caramel viagra 16. homelesswindow 17. "I know you want this. We could do this right now. It's so easy. Just say yes." "That's a bunch of crap." -laura 18. "No." -laura to zoe about zoe's outfit 19. POLE! 20. [zoe snores] "You've got to be kidding." -laura 21. 525,600 colleges...measure in blue light phooooones... 22. Yay-yuh club 23. "There. Your nun is nice and short." Mad libs 24. "A muck a minute" -racheld &laura &roach |